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Thomas, have you been looking into new job openings or something?

Wow, is it sad that the first thing I thought was "A hair dresser really should take care of his hair better."

Mm-hmm. Of course, he's denying.

Maybe the long, greasy hair look is in right now?

Apparently, I have a twin out there?

That's just disturbing.

Oh you mean there might be somebody who looks like you but - obviously - isn't pretty enough?

... yes, that is disturbing, actually.

See?!