Karrin Murphy, Chicago PD (SI)

( It was absurd, but he was right. White people are scary. )

Muse: Karrin Murphy
Fandom: The Dresden Files (novels)
Word count: 562

Never in my life did I think I'd live to see somebody this stupid actually wearing a police badge. Oh right, there are some very stupid people, but - this just goes over the top. LOOK at her! How can you actually have coffee AND food while being cuffed to anyone? She's gotten into trouble? Well she asked for it. Loud and clear. Gun-waving ain't gonna help that. No, really it won't.

Yeah, I get it may be a picture with somebody dressed up, with toy badge and cuffs - most likely is. But just the thought...

She might be still a trainee, of course. God above, I hope this is merely a speculation. Whoever would let somebody that ... intellectually impaired into training? But if their own capacity wasn't much bigger, it's just possible. And, assuming she did graduate and was assigned to actual work. How long would it take till she ended in Special Investigations?

Not long. No, really. If she made it through training, with that lack of brains? She's got somebody lobbying for her being a police... person, on the inside. High on the inside. And since she obviously can't do anything sensible, she's gonna end up here, in the Lepers colony.

And that means she's going to end up working with me.

I really hope it's only a dress-up show for the picture. Or she's going to be in for a worse time than in any of her - probably limited - nightmares.

Yes, guys, you can bet on how long it will take me to straighten her out.

Muse: Karrin Murphy
Fandom: The Dresden Files: Novels
Word count: 264

( Light and dark, we need both to survive. )

Muse: Karrin Murphy
Fandom: The Dresden Files: Novels
Word count: 443

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Muse: Karrin Murphy
Fandom: The Dresden Files (books)
Word count: 668